说一个大家都知道的事儿就在今晚,2018世界杯终终终终于要开始啦!!!虽然我只是一个伪球迷,但是这一波全民热议的“超级话题”又怎么能少得了我呢?
揭幕战时间:北京时间 6月14日 23:00揭幕战地点:莫斯科卢日尼基体育场揭幕战双方:俄罗斯沙特阿拉伯世界杯要来了,开心吗?啤酒、花生、薯片、小板凳都准备好了吗?那就我来告诉大家一个“不太正经”的消息——近日,在中央电视台的连线中,主持人白岩松在谈到俄罗斯世界杯时说:“2018年俄罗斯世界杯,中国球迷购买球票的数量,在所有国家中排名第9,可以说,俄罗斯世界杯,中国除了足球队没去,其他都去了。”
emmmmm……我天!说这话我就很不高兴了,你以为国足是没钱买票吗?简直就是在开玩笑!!好吧!既然中国队都没去,那就让我来告诉大家,作为一个真/伪球迷应该如何看比赛吧!
真球迷怎么看比赛WORLD FOOTBALL CUP就直接睁大眼睛看啊,反正你比我知道的都多,不是么……1、今年世界杯在俄罗斯举行,共32支球队分成8个小组,每组前两名晋级2、一共64场比赛,先比小组赛再比淘汰赛,历时1个月结束所有赛程3、比赛常规时间90分钟,上下半场各45分钟4、淘汰赛阶段双方打平,则加时30分钟,再打平才开始点球大战
伪球迷怎么看比赛WORLD FOOTBALL CUP根据爱因斯坦相对论所说,有真球迷就少不了伪球迷的存在了,比如我,就是伪球迷里的代表之一;伪球迷们都是怎么看比赛的呢?1、没有中国男足2、没有意大利、荷兰,因为没有出线3、没有巴萨、皇马、阿森纳,因为世界杯是国家队之间的比赛,不是俱乐部4、大罗、小罗、卡卡、贝克汉姆都不参赛5、马拉多纳、贝利也都不参加6、梅西是阿根廷的、C罗是葡萄牙的、内马尔是巴西的,他们都不是西班牙的7、今年世界杯在俄罗斯8、俄罗斯世界杯是足球项目9、所以姚明、科比、詹姆斯都不参赛







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烘焙人怎么看比赛那么因为责任、因为爱因为老板不放假的烘焙人们又是怎么看比赛呢?▼WORLD FOOTBALL CUP
比赛?什么比赛?不疯狂不球迷!世界杯就算辞职也要看
月饼开发了吗?订单完成了吗?没有你还想看比赛?
我就是老板,所以……我自己在家看 o.0!
老板说大家一起看比赛,咱公司整体上班推迟一小时,良心啊~我就厉害了,我只看重播
烘焙人还能怎么做好好好~对于世界杯你爱怎么看都行但是,我得告诉你别人在世界杯期间可都没闲着即使做个蛋糕,也要做成足球的样子!▼

















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