咖啡师每天都离不开咖啡,不喝自己做的咖啡的咖啡师都在耍流氓,那么,咖啡师有多少种“死法”呢?阿啡抛砖引玉,欢迎Barista们继续补充:)
①颜值太高,被自己给帅死这条不用解释,谁让颜值高的都当咖啡师了?
②勤练拉花,三更半夜咖尽奶绝而死额,学拉花,还是找位大神先系统学习下,无节操练习也不是办法
③玩手冲,为了学习高难度姿势而累死连“金杯萃取理论”都没搞清楚,光学那些姿势有用吗?有用,装逼用。
④梦想已久的壕机终于到了,高兴死好吧,谁让行走咖啡江湖,吧台不摆台好机器不好意思和同行打招呼?
⑤男咖啡师陪女友逛街一看到咖啡馆就走进去,惹女友生气回家跪搓衣板而死咖啡师们逛街的乐趣不就是发现新奇的咖啡馆吗?所以也不用担心你的咖啡师女友会逛街“血拼”,她们很容易就被咖啡馆给勾引住!
⑥干了下面这盆咖啡,不小心饱死城里人真会玩,大盆也拿来玩拉花……

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